Chuck Norris won American Idol using only Sign Language..
HE doesn't call the wrong number, YOU answer the wrong phone..
Once, a cop pulled over Chuck Norris, and the cop was lucky to leave with a warning..
He does not have a middle name, Nothing gets between Chuck Norris.
Like chase hansen, He grew a beard at the age of 18.. seconds
Chuck Norris can whistle in 14 different languages
Willis was talking about Chuck..
He doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar
Chuck Norris was dropped twice as a baby, First on Hiroshima, then on Nagasaki.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet.. He scares the shit out of it
Chuck norris... Called 911 to order chinese food and got it, came home late as a teen and his parents were grounded, can kill two stones with one bird, can beat you in a game of connect four with three moves, counted to infinity twice, doesn't sleep he just waits, doesn't throw up just throws down..
Chuck Norris Once played mincraft, Until he beat it..
Need I say more? Chuck Norris is the only word to know for your vocabulary..
awesome! haha why are chuck norris jokes so classicly funny?
ReplyDeleteThey aren't funny. we laugh out of fear
ReplyDeleteproud of you.
ReplyDeleteSome good lines. I wonder if this could be a writing prompt. Force people to come up with Chuck Norris lines. Or have all the good ones been taken?
ReplyDeleteEven still, have all the good ideas in general been taken? Is there anything left?
Hahaha XD these are awesome and totally made my day!
ReplyDeleteI bet there is. There are no limits to ideas. And there is no such thing as a bad idea, I think, just a bad perspective, a bad writer, a bad person, whatever the idea is. :)