Sunday, December 11, 2011

Stand Out

This is for the dreamers who can't sleep. This is for the fourth meal average Joe, for the little roles in the big show. Stand out

For you, and him, and her, This is for the second-guessing believer. Stand out

This is for the lonely people, the desperate, sad, mad, happy, humorous, and kind at heart people. Stand Out. For the midnight bus driver, the weekend warrior, for the mortician, and his late night adventures with cadavers. Stand out

When your finished trying to fit in, stand out.

Sunday, November 13, 2011

Ordinary World

 Game of Life
Malcolm is a man who has it all. Talent, looks, money, etc. People flock to his charismatic personality, and his life is one of luxury. Well, until one day when Malcolm loses his job. Slowly, his money, friends, and opportunities vanish. Distraught, scared, and lonely, Mr. Gladwell is forced to adapt to his new lifestyle. 


Questions
Can he make the changes in order to survive?
How will this new lifestyle affect him as an individual? 
Are his Talent, charisma, and looks enough too get him through a time when his money is fading?

Monday, November 7, 2011

Adaptation

Yesterday
A troubled boy walks through a crowded hallway, searching each and every face for someone particular. He doesn't know why he must find this person, or what he would say to them even if he found them, but his heart aches to be able to just have one more conversation with them. He know's he was wrong the last time they had talked, and wants to make things right. But that's impossible, because he searches for his dad, who passed away.

Ayo For Yayo
A 14 Year old girl wanders the streets of a slum, pondering life and the deeper meaning of it all, when she stumbles upon a riotous group standing outside a bar. Girls Not much older than her, dressed in glittery, shiny clothes, holding onto Wealthy looking gentlemen. The older girls recognize a little bit of themselves in the 14 year old girl so they invite her back to a house for a party. While at the party, the older Girls pull out a white powder, and begin too snort it. They ask her if she would like to try. "She see's the big girls do it so of course it's fine.".....

Hip Hop Saved My life

Just a boy with a paper and pen. He see's his rhymes and lyrics that he writes in his notebook as his way out. People tell him he'll never make it, but from his point of view it can't get any worse so he might as well try. His hard work pays off eventually, he leaves the hood, and raps to younger boys telling them they can do it also.

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Found Poem

My perfect crime?

It's friday. Ive got 99 problems. Everything's made to be broken. I see you driving around town with the girl I love. I thought she'd always be mine. I thought,"Relax, everybody's looking at me."

The night starts here. I wait til I see the sun. I have become comfortably numb. I walk to her creepy little house.l Sometimes goodbye is the only way. She's awake, smoking the days last cigarette..This place about to blow.

I put on that old song we danced too. Bang, bang, bang goes my gun. She goes six feet under..

I am free to care, I just never do. I grow a beard, no shirt, no shoes, just leather pants. I still get service. Call me superman..

Sunday, October 16, 2011

RIsk and Reward

My perfect crime?

I infiltrate his layer around 1:34 a.m in the morning. who you ask? Lone peaks golden child, Chase Hansen. Although he may look like an angel sleeping, I understand he can turn into a ball of trouble if awakened at the wrong time. Here's where it gets complicated.
 

Earlier that evening, I sent my mistress over to his house, yea Chase is a good kid, but who can resist the smell of cotton candy perfume, and Raspberry lemonade chap stick? She may be my mistress, but They make love, I take one for the team. She tires him out, he slumbers harder than a bear in a coma.
 
Now pay attention, my mistress and I place chloroform over his face too make sure he stays out. We bag him and throw him out the window too a perfectly placed trampoline waiting below, he bounces into the back of my pick up truck. We escape using the fire ladder I packed in my back pack.


Once back to headquarters, I inject him with truth serum, using a needle made from the spine of a porcupine, normal needles break on Chase's skin. When "coherent", I ask chase, what is his perfect crime? He never has a bad idea, and obviously his perfect crime would be a golden nugget. I record everything on a tape player.


After stealing the idea, I place him back in the truck, get him back to his house, and inject him with a mixture of amnesia, and sleeping juice. He wakes in the morning thinking it was a dream.


4 years later, I wake up in Paris. I own McDonald's secret recipe which I now use in my own restaurant. It's called J. Beibs, Everyone loves Justin.. Thank you Chase Hansen.

Monday, October 10, 2011

One Chuck

 

Chuck Norris won American Idol using only Sign Language..
HE doesn't call the wrong number, YOU answer the wrong phone..
Once, a cop pulled over Chuck Norris, and the cop was lucky to leave with a warning..


He does not have a middle name, Nothing gets between Chuck Norris.
Like chase hansen, He grew a beard at the age of 18.. seconds

Chuck Norris can whistle in 14 different languages
Willis was talking about Chuck..
He doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar

Chuck Norris was dropped twice as a baby, First on Hiroshima, then on Nagasaki.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet.. He scares the shit out of it



Chuck norris... Called 911 to order chinese food and got it, came home late as a teen and his parents were grounded, can kill two stones with one bird, can beat you in a game of connect four with three moves, counted to infinity twice, doesn't sleep he just waits, doesn't throw up just throws down..

Chuck Norris Once played mincraft, Until he beat it..

Need I say more? Chuck Norris is the only word to know for your vocabulary..


Sunday, October 2, 2011

Rock the Freak Out

Rock out, This is a Direct order!
Your pants are on fire,
The roof is caving in on the dance floor,
You only have 4 minutes to save the world, and only need 1 minute to do so..
So rock out..

Rock out..
Like the girl you love just told you she loves you too,
Like you still love the girl you've been with forever,
Like It's been forever since you've been with the girl you love.. but now your reunited

Rock out..
Like it's your job and your getting paid overtime,
Like you just retired, 
Like all you do is party now, and finally getting a job makes you feel stable again..

Rock out..
With your cock out.. or with your cock in.. as long as that Roosters there in the morning too wake you up too rock out again,

This is your direct order, To rock out.. Need I say more?

Monday, September 26, 2011

You All Die

It's quite refreshing to think that no matter how wealthy, poor, or useless any of us are, we will all die someday. In that line of thinking, we're all equal. Race, gender, Social class, none of it matters. We all die. Even the super hero's..



 So here's the thing, dieing doesn't make us memorable. How we live is what makes us memorable. Knowing that we will all eventually die, should empower us too be able to live life to it's fullest.

I had a friend, more like a coach. He was an awesome guy. Inspirational, kind, and extremely passionate about the things he loved. He had a couple of kids, one of which was my age and a friend who I played football with. When I was a freshmen, my coach was diagnosed with a terminal illness after having a minor heart attack. He was given 3 weeks to live. His son stumbled upon a book during that time called,"Things I Wish I would have asked my Dad"(a book written by a man, who lost his dad as a boy). He filmed himself asking his dad the questions in the book, and played a few of the questions at the funeral. One of which was, Are you scared to die?



His answer was simple, short, but to the point. "Everyone dies, it's part of living. I'm one of the lucky ones, I know when I'm going to die, or at least I have a relative idea. I can embrace it, knowing that I have left no regrets behind." He than went on too council his son, "You, and everyone else on this earth who are healthy, have a disadvantage. You can die at any moment and leave a list of regrets, wishes, or goals unfulfilled. That's scary, not death. Live your life."

My motto on Death after watching this video, "Death is Life. Live Fast, Live fun, Leave a good lookin corpse" 

Eventually, We all die..